Picture of Bunny Business
Take your two cardboard bunny shapes. Lay them out like they’re facing away from each other in shame. Smother one side of each in your weird mulch glue mess, then press it in. Like, really press. This is not the time to be gentle. Get in there. Your hands will be disgusting. Don’t bother with gloves unless you enjoy the sound of regret crinkling against your skin. Let these dry for, oh, approximately forever. Mine took two days. Don't rush it or your bunny will peel like bad sunburn.