Picture of Build A Bunny, Family Style

We’re four people, so four bunnies it is. I matched wooden beads to our heights. Dad got the biggest head, obviously. Then I glued the head and body together with a hot glue gun and only burned myself twice. Progress. The ears were made of felt — green for the boys, orange for the girls, because we enjoy subtle gender stereotypes in this household. I shoved the ears into the top hole of the bead with the precision of a caffeinated raccoon and hoped for the best. Each family member drew a face on their bunny. Mine looked peaceful. My husband’s looked confused. One child made a serial killer. The other made a bunny with one eye bigger than the other “on purpose.” Sure, buddy.